Ragman
 
 
Cullen pressed hard on the brakes as the light at Bainbridge and Solon changed from yellow to red.  He had been attempting, as always, to beat the light, which seemed an eternity to sit through.  Especially in rush hour traffic.  Especially in the middle of summer with no air conditioning in his car.  But why should today be any different.  He could have rolled the window down to cool off, but the risk of messing his hair was too great, so he suffered unpleasantly, reminding himself that his office had its own thermostat.

As Cullen sat there, his attention turned from himself and the light, to a Ragman standing no more than ten feet from his car.  He noticed the Ragman was wearing an unzipped, long sleeved winter jacket overtop of a fully buttoned flannel shirt. Though it was still early, 8:45, it was already about 90 degrees outside.  Sweat stains soaked through the front of the Ragman’s shirt and he constantly daubed his forehead with his sleeve.  The Ragman stood at the beginning of the intersection on the double yellow line, so he was sure to be seen.  He wore a crude sign constructed from cardboard and string hanging from his neck that read hungry.

Cullen knew that he would be at the light for a while.  Plenty of time to spare a few dollars.  But then he started appraising the Ragman, looking to see if there was a brown paper bag sticking out of his jacket pocket, or if he had a cigarette in his hand or mouth.  He decided that he would not support someone else’s bad habits.  He had enough of his own.  He found nothing to justify withholding his charity, but by then there was too little time left to do anything before the light turned, so he simply ignored him.

The Ragman, who had been standing still, looking off in the distance, now started walking back and forth closely next to each of the stopped cars, allowing each driver to witness his need.  In his side view mirror Cullen saw the drivers of some of the cars behind him roll down their windows and give the Ragman a few dollars.  This, coupled with the fact that he saw nothing that would stop the Ragman from getting a decent roadside construction job, somehow made him feel relieved of his sense of duty.

Cullen noticed the other traffic light turn yellow and so he shifted his car into gear and braced for a speedy departure from this uncomfortable intersection.  He counted the seconds before he knew the light would change: 4…5…6…7!  And the light turned green at seven.  His left foot lifted off the clutch and his right foot pressed the accelerator.  Just as his car made a lurch and a hiccoughing sound, the sound of a car stalling, he thought how this event was in keeping with the way things seemed to be going that morning.

He turned the ignition off and then on again to start the car as some of the cars behind him sounded their horns and others passed him in the other lane.  His car hummed to life again, and he was careful not to make the same mistake twice.  As he slowly accelerated through the intersection, he took one last look at the Ragman whose face was now turned in profile.  He noticed that the Ragman had a scar to the right of his nose.

No sooner had he driven two or three blocks, than Cullen started to feel badly about not having given the Ragman a few dollars.  A couple of blocks more, past the Fred Astaire Dance Studio and Arthur Treacher’s Fish & Chips, and Cullen decided he was feeling benevolent this morning.  He pulled in to a gas station and turned around to go back and see what he could do to help the man.  As he approached the intersection where the Ragman was still employed, he decided he would invite him to breakfast.

Cullen parked the car on the side of the road and called in to work to let them know he would be late.  Then he got out, fed the meter and looked both ways before crossing the lanes to where the man stood.  As he got closer he could smell just how many days the Ragman had been without a shower.  Cullen ran his hands through his hair and straightened his tie.  By the time he reached the Ragman, the light had turned red again and people were stopping their cars right next to them.  He felt as though the whole world was watching him.  A rush of adrenaline came over him in anticipation of his pending philanthropy.

As Cullen approached, the Ragman looked at him blankly, acknowledging his existence.  For a few awkward moments nothing was said.

Then Cullen cleared his throat and said, “Hey, would you like to go with me and get a bite to eat?”

“No thanks.  Already ate.  Wouldn’t mind a few bucks to hold on to for when it’s time for lunch though.”

“All right,” Cullen said.  “What time should I pick you up for lunch?”

“I don’t need this.  If you want to give me some money because you feel sorry for me, I’ll be happy to take it.  Otherwise have a good day.”

“I just thought…”

“Look, if you’re a religious nut or something, you’re wasting your time.”

“I’m not.  I just wanted to take you out for a nice meal, that’s all.”

“Well, I don’t need a babysitter.  If you just give me some money, I’ll find my way perfectly fine, thanks.”

Cullen didn’t know what to do.  This was totally opposite from any reaction he expected from a bum.  He always had the impression of a Norman Rockwell bum sitting on the side of the street with his pants pockets pulled inside-out, with rosy cheeks, eager and expectant and thankful for any pocket change or conversation that might come his way.  He was not prepared for the real thing.  He had never given money to the needy before—unless you count the few pennies he would drop in the cardboard Jerry’s Kids display at the 7-Eleven.

After a few moments, Cullen felt for his wallet in the left inside breast pocket of his Maschio suit jacket.  He pulled it out and handed the man a five-dollar bill.  With that, he turned and walked back to his car.  Though he tried convincing himself that he had done a good thing, he couldn’t help feeling that something was wrong.  That wasn’t the way it was supposed to happen.  He wasn’t expecting the man to fall down at his feet and worship him for giving him some money—surely five dollars would barely get him an extra-value meal at Burger King—but he was expecting something that at least remotely resembled gratitude.  With a feeling of something weighing down inside of him he started his car, made an illegal U-turn when there was a break in the traffic and resumed his trip to work.

All day Cullen couldn’t concentrate.  All he thought of was the Ragman and their peculiar exchange of words that morning.  He checked his e-mail and there was a message from his fiancée, Kim, asking if he had any plans for the two of them that night.  He decided he would take her out to dinner.  To take his mind off of the Ragman and just have a good time.  He called his friend Gaston and made reservations for two at La Cote d’Or.  When he placed the receiver back in the cradle, he felt better somewhat.  Then he e-mailed Kim to let her know to meet him there at about eight-thirty.

The rest of the day seemed to go by fairly quickly.  As a technical recruiter for a Fortune 500 computer firm, he had a pile of resumes to go through for some technical writing positions they had advertised in The Post over the weekend.  He was amazed at the response they were getting.  Since he came in, the fax machine hadn’t ceased printing out resumes.  He also noticed that his voicemail was full even though they had specifically stated “NO CALLS.”

After work he drove his car home through particularly heavy rush-hour traffic.  At the crest of a hill where 123 rises overtop of Route 7, all he saw was an unbroken string of brake lights in his lane and another string of headlights in the oncoming lane.  It reminded him of his mass of tangled Christmas lights brought out from the box in the attic where they were carelessly shoved the year before.  He decided that he was going to try to control himself just this once.  He would focus on not being the road-raged maniac Kim always teased him of being.

Cullen hated traffic.  He was used to open roads and nothing in his way.  He concentrated on relaxing.  Even when the driver of the snow-white Grand-Prix with tinted windows cut him off, he kept his cool and focused on finding a mellow radio station that would assist him in maintaining a peaceful state of mind.

After almost an hour had passed Cullen arrived home at his condo and he pulled into the garage.  He smiled at himself for actually doing it.  For not losing his cool.  He got out of his car, grabbed his attaché case.  After locking the door, he went to the cluster of mailboxes and collected his daily quota of postcards advertising new homes, credit cards and dating services.  When he saw there was no mail of consequence he briefly looked around him and shoved it all through the outgoing mail slot.

Then he walked up the two flights of stairs to his condo.  After letting himself in he was immediately greeted by his cat, ‘Blackie.’

“Hey guy, how was your day?”  Blackie walked around and between Cullen’s legs as he pet the soft fur of its back.  Blackie purred loudly in approval of this gesture.  When Cullen stopped, the cat mewed and whined.

“Sorry guy, I have a date tonight and have to get moving.  It’s already 6:45.”  With that, almost as if he understood Cullen, Blackie turned and sprung onto the counter and from the counter to the top of the refrigerator where his bed was and lay down for a nap.  Cullen went into the bathroom to take a shower.  As he stood there enjoying the cold water massage on his back, the phone rang.  It rang again.  And again.  Then the answering machine clicked on:

“You have reached the home of Cullen Walther.  I am not home at the present time, but if you would kindly leave your name and number after the beep I’ll be sure to get back to you at my earliest convenience……*BEEP!*”

“Cullen?  …Cullen, if you’re there, pick up.  It’s Kim…Ok, well, I was just calling to say that I’d be a little late tonight.  I’ll probably be there around nine or nine-thirty.  See you then, sweets!”

As soon as the machine rewound and finished its mechanical noises, Cullen turned off the water and stepped out of the shower.  When he was dressed and ready to go, he fed Blackie and then left at precisely eight o’clock for the restaurant.

When he arrived, he was greeted by the maitre’d.

“Monsieur Walther, you are a little early, but I believe your table is ready.  Where is the lovely Mademoiselle Cahill?”

“She will be here soon, thank you, Raymond.  Is Gaston available?”

“Go ahead to your table, Monsieur, I will let him know you are here.”

Cullen proceeded to his table where he unbuttoned his suit jacket and settled into his seat.  He always sat at the same table in the same seat.  He took in the surroundings.  Everything was the same.  He always ordered the same meal.  He enjoyed things that were constant.  That would not change.  He felt safe there.  Secure in his little corner of the restaurant where he could observe the whole dining area, and the city from the window just to his left.

Eight thirty came and went.  Eight forty-five.  At nine-o clock, the Maitre’d walked up and asked, “Would Monsieur care to order a drink while he waits for Mademoiselle?”

“Yes, thank you.  I’ll have a glass of Domaine Paul Blanck, and you can leave the bottle on the table, with another glass for Kim.”

“Certainly,” said Raymond.

As soon as the Maitre’d left his table, Cullen saw a party of about ten or more enter the restaurant.  They were all wearing very fine clothes and seemed to have just come from a wonderful affair, an opera or some charitable event.  They were seated at once not far from Cullen’s table.  They were laughing and seemed to be having a marvelous time.  They all appeared to direct most of their attention to a tall, well-built man.  He was dressed in such a way that led Cullen to believe he must have an impressive job.  Perhaps a diplomat.  He wore his long, thick, flowing black hair back in a ponytail.

A few moments later, Gaston appeared at their table and began joking along with them.  “That’s odd,” Cullen thought, “Maybe Raymond forgot to tell him I was here.”  As soon as he had finished this thought, the well-dressed man raised his glass in a toast:

“To all those Good Samaritans who have been good enough to donate to My Cause.” His many friends, as well as Gaston, smiled when he spoke.

Cullen thought he recognized the man’s voice when he made his toast.  He thought maybe he had seen him on the news or heard him on the radio.  While he was thinking about it he noticed Kim out of the corner of his eye entering the dining area.  Cullen stood with a wide smile on his face to greet her.  As he stood, he noticed the well-dressed man turn slightly and Cullen’s smile faded when he noticed a scar to the right of his nose.

He didn't enjoy dinner because he couldn't stop thinking about the Ragman.  But he didn't dare tell Kim because he was afraid she wouldn't believe him¾or even worse that she would laugh at him.  He decided finally that he would take the next day off to see what this guy was up to.  Cullen decided that if the Ragman wasn't at the same corner in the morning, he would drive around town until he found him.

The next morning Cullen's alarm clock sounded like a whining banshee and scared him awake.  The glowing digital numbers read 5:30.  Reminding himself of the day's purpose, he persuaded himself not to press the snooze button and got up and dressed.  He fixed a cup of instant coffee with plenty of sugar, creamer and Nestle's Quik in a travel mug, grabbed some untoasted Pop-Tarts and locked the door to the condo on his way out.  He walked out into the parking lot noticing that the sun was not out yet.  He hoped that something would come of this.

Cullen started the car and let it warm up for a few minutes while he made sure that his camera had film in it and that he had more than one pen in his satchel in case the first one ran out of ink.  Then he drove to a commuter parking lot near the intersection where the bum had been the previous day.  After parking, he walked across the almost silent street to a small diner that was open 24-hours.  He ordered a coffee, drank it black this time and took a seat next to the large picture window where he could easily see the intersection.  By 6:15 Cullen had finished his coffee and was starting to get fidgety when he noticed a black BMW pull into a handicapped parking space across from the cafe.  The Ragman got out of the car and reached back in to put a handicapped tag in the mirror.  Cullen could not believe his eyes.  He grabbed his camera and took continuous exposures of what he saw.  The Ragman put a hand to his hair as if to primp it and then walked away in the direction of the intersection.

Cullen began to scribble furiously in the little black notebook he had brought along with him.  This will look great as a front story article for the Plain-Dealer.

Cullen spent his day in the cafe, making notes, taking pictures and ordering enough cups of coffee that his hands started shaking.  At noon he ordered an early celebration lunch.  Cullen was so absorbed in what he was doing that he failed to notice the cafe's patrons staring at him and wondering what he was doing.  The day seemed to fly by for him and as the sun was setting he saw the Ragman leave his spot where he had not left, even for a meal, since that morning.  The Ragman slowly walked back to the car.  Cullen hurriedly put his things back in his satchel and rushed out of the cafe and down the street to his car.  He hurriedly sped to the exit booth almost running over a pedestrian, paid his parking fee, and accelerated to the corner where he could see the Ragman was just getting into the BMW and removing the handicapped tag.  Cullen followed from a safe distance behind (he had known to do this from watching Magnum, P.I.) so he would not be detected.  With his telephoto lens, Cullen got a close-up of the license plate as he followed.  He wished he had filled his tank with gas that morning because he didn't know how far they would be driving¾he only had a little less than a quarter of a tank of gas.

After about a 25 minute drive out of town into the suburbs, the BMW pulled into a paved driveway that was bordered on both sides by rows of trees that cast long shadows from the last flecks of sunlight on the perfectly manicured lawn.  Cullen parked outside the gate and shook his head in amazement at the scam work going on here.  The more he thought about it, the more it enraged him.  Here he was, a fine, upstanding citizen who worked for an honest living and paid taxes, but this bum freeloads from people and lives in the lap of luxury.  He thought he should be living like this instead of that fraud.

Just then, he saw someone walking up to the car; it was the Ragman.  Cullen stared at him smugly as he approached.  The man motioned for him to roll down his window but Cullen refused.

“Is there any particular reason you have been following me?” the man asked.

“No reason.  I just enjoy stalking scam artists,” Cullen replied coldly.

“I remember you from yesterday,” the Ragman said. “You tried to take me out for a meal.  That was cute.  Listen, why don’t you and your curiosity get off my property before it gets you into some trouble…”

“Nothing would please me more.”  And Cullen put the car in reverse and started to back away.  Then he put the car in park and rolled down his window.  “You might be interested in the front page of tomorrow’s paper.  There’ll be a piece about a con-artist passing himself as a bum with full-color photos.”

“What are you talking about?”

Cullen started to roll the window up and pull away when the Ragman lunged through the window to grab Cullen’s satchel.  Before the Ragman was able though, Cullen put the car in reverse, dragging the Ragman, still trying to get the satchel.  Finally he was able to get a hold of the camera strap, and he let the weight of his body fall from the window of the car as it was still moving.  Then the Ragman got to his feet and ran for the gate.  Shocked, Cullen opened the door of his car and chased after the Ragman in a dead-sprint.  Cullen was obviously in worse shape than the Ragman, but since he was still a little dazed from the dragging and falling, Cullen overtook the Ragman before he got to the gate.

Cullen grabbed the Ragman by the back of his hair.  He jerked the Ragman backwards and onto the ground.  Then using a move his father had used on him he pinned the Ragman’s arms and started pummeling his face visualizing that annoying scar to the right of his nose as a bull's-eye.  The Ragman heaved with his legs and was able to knock Cullen off, but he was up just as quickly as he fell and back on the Ragman.  This time with rocks clenched trembling in his fists.  He hit the Ragman with a deft blow to the left temple causing him to lose consciousness.  But Cullen either was not aware of this or he didn't care.  He kept battering the Ragman's limp form, but only for a short while before the shock of what had happened sunk in.  The deadweight of the Ragman lay lifeless on the ground.  Cullen looked around to see if anyone had been watching.  Then he quickly retrieved his camera and he got into his car and sped away, hyperventilating.  His heart was pounding rapidly and seemed like it was in his throat the whole way home.  What he needed was a good drink.

Cullen drank himself to sleep and he woke in the morning with a terrible headache.  He called in sick to work and lay back in bed as his clouded mind went over the events of the previous day.  He decided to read the morning paper with his coffee to find out what had happened the previous evening.  He frantically opened the front door and snatched up the paper tearing it free of the plastic packaging and scanned the front page.  Nothing.  He scanned the metro page.  Nothing.  Wait, there was a murder, but it was a writer who had been on the New York Times best seller list.

Maybe it went unnoticed.

Then he saw the picture of the reporter.  It was the Ragman.  The photo showed him looking cleaner and with his hair pulled back, like he had seen him at the restaurant, but it was him.  The article said that he had been beaten to death.  The events had been captured by a closed-circuit camera, which had been installed on one side of the driveway gate.  The article said police were investigating.
 
It continued on Page 6, Column 2.  Cullen sat there stunned.  It said that the writer had been travelling from town to town in the north and south on both the East and West coasts passing himself off as different kinds of homeless people to see how they would be treated by different people.  He had been working on this book for the past five years and that he was almost finished with the manuscript.  The book, My Cause, was scheduled to be published in 3 months.